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Clumsy bludgeoning, please. You have selected clumsy bludgeoning. For an additional $10, would you like your eyes scooped out with a melon-baller? What the heck, I'll treat myself. Enemy in range. Prepare to launch universe-to-universe missile. Preparing to launch U....

Clumsy bludgeoning, please. You have selected clumsy bludgeoning. For an additional $10, would you like your eyes scooped out with a melon-baller? What the heck, I'll treat myself. Enemy in range. Prepare to launch universe-to-universe missile. Preparing to launch U....

Plus, we need the tank for the Loch Ness monster. But that turned out to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it. Yes, well, it still draws a crowd. I can't let this happen. She'll never be...

Oh, it's for you. And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal. I won't testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. The 67th Amendment. I may be a...

I'm looking for human horn. You're not cops, right? Of course not. In fact, he's a crook. Yep. Stolen Pez, anyone? Human horn. So fresh you can still see the eyeglass marks. Look, this is the nose we want. I'm...